Hello Peter,
welcome to Loksim!
I can understand a little bit of what you mean.
You can't write english at all?
Then I would think, the communication will be very difficult here. Sorry.
Spricht sonst jemand hier schwedisch oder norwegisch?
Does anyone here speaks Norwegian or Swedish?

Best Regards,
AlfredW.
Oops:
Hat sich erledigt. Man(n) spricht ja doch deutsch.